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Felid Bathory ([personal profile] loveschildren) wrote2014-05-25 04:19 am

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[So now you're in a dark, underground city and you're either:

a) a human, something close to human, and tagged with a collar and dog tags, a short robe and pants uniform, and the knowledge you're livestock. You're being brought to a noble's mansion for entertainment at a party.

b) exceedingly not human and visiting a party at a vampire noble's house. Maybe you're from out of town and you've been invited out of politeness.]
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[personal profile] 624yearoldvirgin 2014-05-25 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure I taste bad.

[Also I am going to bust everyone out of here I hope you are ready for the destruction of Methuselah!!]
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[personal profile] 624yearoldvirgin 2014-05-25 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[No house is too nice for dramatic shonen bullshit fights, dramatic shonen bullshit fights LOVE breaking fancy shit]

That's greedy!
624yearoldvirgin: (Throwing off my derp)

[personal profile] 624yearoldvirgin 2014-05-25 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that just common sense? You can't host a dinner party and then serve your guests your leftovers.