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[loveschildren]

[So now you're in a dark, underground city and you're either:

a) a human, something close to human, and tagged with a collar and dog tags, a short robe and pants uniform, and the knowledge you're livestock. You're being brought to a noble's mansion for entertainment at a party.

b) exceedingly not human and visiting a party at a vampire noble's house. Maybe you're from out of town and you've been invited out of politeness.]

Comments

[loveschildren]

That's terribly rude.

[imfine1111one]

I'm a lawyer, I'm not sure what you expected. You should probably keep my kind off your menu in the future, for the record. We're all a bit sour like that.

But I honestly was just trying to offer some free legal advice.

[loveschildren]

That's very kind, but unfortunately your human laws just don't apply here. It's a shame, but you'll need to study another four years if you ever hope to pass the bar in this city.

[imfine1111one]

Please, politics work the same way no matter the species. That's just a simple fact.

[snorts]

And as much as I'd love to brush up on supernatural law, I'm preeetty sure I'm not going to get another four years to try.

[loveschildren]

Power and bloodline speak volumes in any culture, don't you think?

You might be right there, that is a tragedy.

[imfine1111one]

Pretty much.

...............your sincerity is overwhelming, wow.

[loveschildren]

It would be fascinating wouldn't it, like seeing a monkey learn to do math.

[imfine1111one]

I've seen orcas on the witness stand, and girls pulling tires out of hats. If that's the most fascinating analogy you can come up with you're living a pretty dull life.