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[loveschildren]

[So now you're in a dark, underground city and you're either:

a) a human, something close to human, and tagged with a collar and dog tags, a short robe and pants uniform, and the knowledge you're livestock. You're being brought to a noble's mansion for entertainment at a party.

b) exceedingly not human and visiting a party at a vampire noble's house. Maybe you're from out of town and you've been invited out of politeness.]

Comments

[topidol]

[Not really a situation he expected to ever be in. Frankly he has no idea how he got here either, but... Y'know, he's kind of incapable of being too upset about it.

It's kind of interesting.]

[loveschildren]

[Felid waves the guards away, inspecting the human.]

Oh my, you are a pretty one.

[topidol]

[Yeah he gets told that a lot.]

Who are you?

[loveschildren]

Oh dear, how rude of me. I'm Felid Bathory. Do you know why you're here?

[topidol]

[a slight headtilt]

Something about livestock...

[loveschildren]

That's right. More importantly we're having a lovely dinner tonight and it seemed appropriate to bring in something special for the occasion.

[topidol]

Oh. Are you a cannibal?

[completely straight faced and disinterested-seeming]