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[So now you're in a dark, underground city and you're either:

a) a human, something close to human, and tagged with a collar and dog tags, a short robe and pants uniform, and the knowledge you're livestock. You're being brought to a noble's mansion for entertainment at a party.

b) exceedingly not human and visiting a party at a vampire noble's house. Maybe you're from out of town and you've been invited out of politeness.]

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[OPTION B, HE PROBABLY CAME AFTER THE LITTLE DUDE. big ol' frat werewolf]

[also he is carrying a keg]

Whooooa this place is gonna crash hard!

[CLIMBS ON]

What's in that? What's in that?

[NOT EVEN PHASED]

[pats the keg]

This has the good stuff in it! Can't have a party without it!

[sniffs at it]

It smells dumb.

Noooo, no way! I mean, okay yeah. I guess it does smell kinda dumb now that I can smell it better--but it tastes REALLY good.

OH! But you can't have any. Unless you have a fake ID, I guess.

A fake ID?

[srs nod]

You have to be 21 and older to try this stuff! It's like, a right of passage. But an ID is good too!

What if I did it when you're not looking?

. . .

.................

[?????]

I dunno....no one's every done that before. Or have they?! Woah, I never thought it could be so simple!

I'm smartest.

Seriously! How come you're not in college??

When I'm older.

Oh my, you're an energetic one aren't you?

[pumps a fist!!]

You know it! This is so what the pack needed! Oh, oh, I bet they'll make you a member of the team, too!

Oh? That sounds quite the honor.

You bet! We're gonna be number one some day, so better get in while the getting's good! Not really sure what we're aiming to be number one in, but being on top is always legit!

Hahah such enthusiasm and ambition. Well, I support you fully in being top, whatever that should end up meaning.

You too, man! So like, what's this deal anyway? You guys win a game or something?

Oh no, we're celebrating Her Highness' rule with a little fete. I'm terribly glad you could come join us, the more the merrier after all.

Her highness? Oh, so you've got your own Alpha!

That's right. The lovely and adorable Kururu Tepes is our beloved ruler. She's a darling child, perhaps she'll make an appearance.

Edited 2014-05-25 15:31 (UTC)

Nice, I hope so! Think she'd go a few rounds with the ol' pigskin with me?

You can only find out if you ask her. She's a spirited girl, perhaps she would.

[TAIL WAGGIN]

I totally will! Man you guys are some of the most chill werewolves ever, don't know why there aren't more of you.

[What a cute.]

Are we that?