loveschildren: (In the dove coat darlin' tomorrow)
Felid Bathory ([personal profile] loveschildren) wrote2014-05-25 04:19 am

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[So now you're in a dark, underground city and you're either:

a) a human, something close to human, and tagged with a collar and dog tags, a short robe and pants uniform, and the knowledge you're livestock. You're being brought to a noble's mansion for entertainment at a party.

b) exceedingly not human and visiting a party at a vampire noble's house. Maybe you're from out of town and you've been invited out of politeness.]
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[personal profile] imfine1111one 2014-05-25 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It is pretty dreadful, not going to lie. But not entirely impossible. What's your position here?
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[personal profile] protagerrant 2014-05-25 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[tilts his head slightly]

I'm not here to feed your ego.
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[personal profile] badattitude 2014-05-25 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[More like overconfident.]

[--forces down a shudder. Not so subtly pushing at.]

I know how to take care of myself!
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[personal profile] imfine1111one 2014-05-25 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
(Dear? I can't decide if Herr Forehead or Demon Lawyer is worse now.)

Seventh? How many founders are there total?
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[personal profile] wolfabro 2014-05-25 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice, I hope so! Think she'd go a few rounds with the ol' pigskin with me?
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[personal profile] imfine1111one 2014-05-25 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
(I'm interested in finding a way out of this......)

Somewhat. I'm an attorney, so it's good to know these kinds of things, even if brief. Are you interested in not answering the question?

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[personal profile] protagerrant 2014-05-25 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not even a good joke. I guess you don't have to be too clever when dinner's scared senseless.
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[personal profile] imfine1111one 2014-05-25 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Keh. Fine, fine, but I've seen plenty of your type fall hard and fast from their pedestals, and before you know it, you'll be chewing on the necks of hobos in the subway.
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[personal profile] protagerrant 2014-05-25 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I guess you'll eat anything as long as it's declawed first.
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[personal profile] wolfabro 2014-05-25 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[TAIL WAGGIN]

I totally will! Man you guys are some of the most chill werewolves ever, don't know why there aren't more of you.

[personal profile] badattitude 2014-05-25 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)


Ghk-- fuck, get off!

[A choked demand as he reaches up to grab-- something, anything, Felid's hair probably. Pulling at the roots, as hard as he can. Which isn't hard at all.]
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[personal profile] imfine1111one 2014-05-25 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a lawyer, I'm not sure what you expected. You should probably keep my kind off your menu in the future, for the record. We're all a bit sour like that.

But I honestly was just trying to offer some free legal advice.

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