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[loveschildren]

[So now you're in a dark, underground city and you're either:

a) a human, something close to human, and tagged with a collar and dog tags, a short robe and pants uniform, and the knowledge you're livestock. You're being brought to a noble's mansion for entertainment at a party.

b) exceedingly not human and visiting a party at a vampire noble's house. Maybe you're from out of town and you've been invited out of politeness.]

Comments

[intheforest]

[sniffing around the floor for dropped hors d'oeuvres]

[why did anyone invite werewolves]

[loveschildren]

Oh my, dear guest, the tables are set you know.

[intheforest]

I'm not supposed to put my paws on the tables. Have you got a place where I can change? Ladies' room is where?

[loveschildren]

This way my dear. Do you need a dress? We have many.

[intheforest]

[pricks her ears up]

I got a sparkly little thing in my bag, but I ain't gonna say no to trying something better.

[loveschildren]

Do you like frills dear?

[intheforest]

Sure, they make me look all fluffy.

[loveschildren]

Let us find you something suitable at once.

[intheforest]

Awesome, thanks.

[nobarkandallbite]

Kayla!

[intheforest]

Kayden!

[TAILWAG AND SNUFFLING]

Look how fancy this place is!

[nobarkandallbite]

It's fancy? It looks like my house.

[intheforest]

Your house must be fancy too!

[nobarkandallbite]

You can come over whenever you want.

[intheforest]

Sounds fun!

[nobarkandallbite]

[snuggles]

Are you going to stay a wolf?

[intheforest]

Nah. The head honcho host is going to get me a dress.

[nobarkandallbite]

You'll be the prettiest.

[intheforest]

[NUZZLES]

Aww, aren't you a charmer!

[wolfabro]

Whoa Kayla! I didn't know you guys had connections like this!

[intheforest]

We've gotta play nice with our territory neighbors!

[wolfabro]

So it's like respecting the home team's turf! I get it, I can do that!

[intheforest]

Yeah yeah, like that!

[whatever home teams are WHATEV IT SOUNDS RIGHT]

[wolfabro]

[we are the smartest wolves wao]

Should we like, give him a gift or something? I don't think he looks like a dude that wants gatorade dumped on him.

[intheforest]

[:|aaaa]

Do we have anything to give him?