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[loveschildren]

[So now you're in a dark, underground city and you're either:

a) a human, something close to human, and tagged with a collar and dog tags, a short robe and pants uniform, and the knowledge you're livestock. You're being brought to a noble's mansion for entertainment at a party.

b) exceedingly not human and visiting a party at a vampire noble's house. Maybe you're from out of town and you've been invited out of politeness.]

Comments

[protagerrant]

[CLASS DIVISION YOU SAY.

Yuri's option a and pretty composed, lounging in a chair waiting for whatever's coming, head slightly cocked as he watches the door]

[loveschildren]

[The man who enters is so obviously a noble and fancy. He at least has barely better taste than Cumore, ribbons everyone instead of a giant purple codpiece.]

Oh, I didn't expect them to bring me someone so lovely.

[protagerrant]

[And no heart-shaped cut-out. This is an improvement]

Seriously? You better talk to your people if they're bringing in ugly dinner. What are you paying them for?

[loveschildren]

Oh I hardly mind the catering, the taste should be the first concern, but presentation is so important.

I hardly want to let you go though.

[protagerrant]

You bought it.

[makes a gesture, 'and so you can break it', presumably]

[loveschildren]

So I did. But I might keep you to myself. What do you think?

[protagerrant]

The less nobles I have to look at, the better.

[loveschildren]

Oh? Not fond of finery?

[protagerrant]

[another flip gesture indicating his clothes]

I like to keep it casual.

[loveschildren]

An attitude of a commoner bred and raised, but that has its own charm.

Shall I spirit you away as my own instead of sharing you?

[protagerrant]

That's me.

If you want to drag me off somewhere alone, no guards, no lackies... Well, I really can't argue with that.

[loveschildren]

My my, proposing a scandal or an assassination?

[protagerrant]

A little old human like me? I'm harmless.

[loveschildren]

Oh do be a little more subtle, it ruins the game if you're not a bit clever about it.

[protagerrant]

Sorry. Must be my coarse, commoner blood acting up.

[loveschildren]

It's hard to find any entertainment if you don't act a little like you think you can outsmart me, dear.

[protagerrant]

[tilts his head slightly]

I'm not here to feed your ego.

[loveschildren]

Simply here to feed us?

[nobarkandallbite]

Can I eat you? Are you for eating?

[protagerrant]

[there is only really one right answer here]

... Nope.

[nobarkandallbite]

But I'm so hungry....

[protagerrant]

Too bad, kid.

[nobarkandallbite]

[crawls into his lap]

But I'm soooooo hungry.

[protagerrant]

[shoves him off!]

Back off.

[nobarkandallbite]

[shoved!!! pouting]